Don't be Rude
Don't be Rude
Some say that life is a banquet, they like to savor it like fine wine
Some wolf it down like a sandwich and start lookin' at yours and mine
There's nothing in the world to prevent you from having your fill and
more
But if you don't see happiness on the menu, it's time you knew the score
Don't be rude
To the people who bring your food
You ain't got a clue if you cop an attitude
With the people who bring your food
You impress your friends when you're able, you like to flash your money
around
But if you can't leave a tip on the table, don't bother sittin' down
You ordered your steak well-done, now you're sayin' that it's hard to
chew
You can send it back twice, but you better ask nice or they'll roll it
on the floor for you
Don't be Rude
To the people who bring your food
It may sound crude but you're screwed if you're rude
To the people who bring your food
But you infuriate the waiter with your nickels and dimes
You tell the bartender how to squeeze the limes
If you think he won't stick his thumb in your drink
Baby, you're flyin' blind
Don't be rude
To the people who bring your food
Everything that you do gonna come back to you from
The people who bring your... don't be rude
© Chuck McCabe |